Why You Should Always Go To The Club Alone

[vim]

Walked in the room and she was the first thing I saw,
Wow, she’s smiling at me, and I’m looking back for sure,
But wait...
Maybe I’m wrong, and she’s smiling at my mate?
Knew I shouldn’t have come in with him, I just can’t compete,
Might as well give up now and just accept defeat...
But hold the phone a sec, she’s walking right towards me,
Lookin’ round for my mate but I just can’t see,
Is it me she wants to talk to? No, it can’t be,
She’s gonna walk this way and go right past me...
But she’s moving in close as she comes near,
Pulls me in to whisper something in my ear,
I can feel her breath on my face as my mind starts to figit,
“I don’t usually do this, but can I have your mate’s digits?”